Perfect Dump

Ich han glaub scho mehrmals drüber brichtet... aber nomol:

"Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worse, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it."

In letschter ziit hani da 1-2 mal pro Wuche... mis läbe isch schön =)